As a blonde
Soft as satin, cruel as a viper🐍
Nude and as free as possible
Hard as a rock
... as a natural ginger.
Cute as F**k
Hung as a 🐴
As a Fleshlight
A tale as old as time
A semi as thick as my wrist.
Tease. ;) a la carte style as well as and !
As Cute as They Come
Hard as a rock
Hard as a brick
AS A little messy
Cute as a button and as natural as a tea leaf
Qualifies as a BBC
Thick as a...
Cute As A Button