... as a true redhead.
Life as a Vampire
Big as a forearm
Being cute as usual
Cute as fuck
Hard as a rock
Smooth as a button, waiting or him.
A tale as old as time
As a Fleshlight
AS A little messy
Hard as a rock
As cute as she is tiny.
Thick as a brick
As cute as she is tiny.
Stiff as a board
Hung as a 🐴
Cute as Hell
As Pretty As A Picture