I got stood up tonight😔 Can I wear my new outfit for you instead?
Giving my wife a cream pie during lunch
Wife working late again
Lunch date titty flash.
Your daughter overheard your secret desires!
Up late again
That’s How You End Your Tinder’s Date
That Banana never stood a chance
You let your brother come on you again !
Watching porn on your smartphone again?
Got stood up today... I’m disappointed
You put that on your *mouth*?
I want you up on it
Suck it again after I nut on your face
Another Bra That Stood No Chance
Your wife loves teasing you
You can have lunch, or you can lick me up
Lunch on the couch
That thong never stood a chance....
