If only there was a woman ready to mount my cock and face this evening ;)
If only there was someone to play with
If only somebody could suck them for me.
There's something for everyone out there
Something tells me cocaine was involved
I there was only another hand to help
You got something on your boobs there
i wish there was someone else to do this for me
Cum with me... To me. For me.
First there was crowdfunding. Then there was crowdslutting
If only this was high def
Even better if it was a joystick
There was more on Twitter
I only someone was playing with these for me
So, If You're Looking For Something To Get Off To...
if only this was your dick
if only Paige was my cum whore
I only there was something you could replace my plug with.
If only this guy had better aim.