Your best friend said she could get your bully to leave you alone. Now he doesn’t even look at you but you never hang out with her anymore either.
He said, *bop*
Never leave your girlfriend alone at home😱😍😍
An Evening Alone
She didn't have any gas money so she repaid you with what she had
She had to put in an effort
she got a creampie but he had more to offer
She Didin't Believe Him When He Said He Was An "Ass Man".
Your neighbor said he heard moans coming from your apartment while you were at work.
You had to leave the house for an hour while your little brother was visiting you and your wife
Your wife said she went out with her girlfriends
When your mom said that she was going close a deal with your bully you didn't expect this snapchat
You can leave your socks on
Your bully got what he wanted
After an argument with your bully, you try to act tough in front of your wife. But a quick punch from your bully knocks you out cold. Witness such a alpha male, your wife gets wet immediately.
She said GoodGame at the end
Your bully loves to visit
Your girl needed a job so you ask your boss to give her an interview. He said she really makes a great first impression.
I wish we know what she said.