When you dont have enough time to point correctly
Who Needs Lube When You Have Grool
when you're a mom sometimes you have to go in your messy basement to be naughty!
when you want to taste your facial.
How would you like to lube this up?
When you want to pay, but in your pocket you only have a Kleenex
When you get to your appointment early
You have to make a statement when your family disapproves
your gf: "What are you up to" // Me:...
Hard to do your cock size justice when you have big legs 🤷♂️
When you just have to pump that big dick ;)
Gotta lube up
When it's so good, you have to keep going
When you have a clit, you have to take pleasure from your pussy...
When your date flakes you just have to do it yourself
When you never have to buy milk again
When you’re so horny you have to spread your legs
When daddy isn't around you have to improvise
When your wife's friend gets you so worked up you have to sneak off to stay out of trouble 😉