When no toy
Don’t you wish it was you?
When you don't have a dick around!
When your date flakes you just have to do it yourself
When she uses you as a sex toy
Don’t you want to give it a squeeze?
You have to worship it
Can you drive a stick?
when you don’t live alone so you have to be sneaky when taking nudes 😂 had to hide in the garage to take this 🙈
So Tight You Have To Work It In
When you want to pay, but in your pocket you only have a Kleenex
When you have second thoughts doing it doggystyle.
When you make a mess in my office you have to clean it up
Now you see it.. now you don’t..
Stick it in
Don’t have a kiss when the ball drops at midnight? You do, it’s me!
Stick it in? 💘🍆💦
When you think you already have seen it all.
Stick It In
