I had to look twice
Working hard so he doesn’t have to 😉
Ass so phat i had to taste it
Had a boner so I had to cum
Apparently I'd be appreciated here, I hope so
Was lonely so I had to keep myself some company
Improvise
So big i had to zoom out
I had to go
I had to shit
I had to release it :)
Can’t bring my vibrator home from uni, so I have to improvise
Apparently I like Dick Candy
I don’t have any toys, so I improvise. A lot.
Heaven Does Exist....
Why Couches Exist
Apparently I never deleted this account, so fuck it, postop showoff
So handsome he doesn’t know it